Why we have front mudguards

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Well that's my Christmas shopping sorted

AT ONE

One of the coolest pick's I've seen. 

Crossed up , leg in the air . Balance on a knife edge. 

A VERY COOL FILM .

DAY JOB again . If you look at my other blog and you have seen this or if you just don't like wood then just ignore it.

MOUNTAIN BIKE BACK ON TARMAC

Took the DUKE out for a quick test in the rain. 

I bloody love it, it's so light and torquey. 

The rear-end is still a bit pissed from when I got ran over. 

Front mudguard works aswell.

SHED TIME

Today I managed to get the Duke running again although I happend to put 2-stroke mix in by accident so it didn't run great. 

But what did happen was that I got a new battery for it. 

One on right is 13a/ hr lead acid jobby.

On the left is the new 9a/hr lithiam battery . 

Being lithiam it has a bigger cranking torque so you can use a smaller battery. Which is nice. 

But what's even better is it's so light. 

Fuck me when it arrived I thought the box was empty. Under 1kg compared to the old one being 5kgs. And you can mount it any way up you like. 

I'm well impressed. 

Plus I made a front mudguard. Looks a bit high in the pick but in the flesh it looks better. 

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DONT BE A TWAT . Get on your bloody bike and have some fun.

We can confirm the date - Saturday 19 July, King's Lynn. There are going to be loads of shenanigans going on the night before.
Race entries won't open for a few months, but we wanted to let you put the date in your diaries.

FUCK . what have i done.

 

robert williams,

Thank you for you submitting your request for application to the 92st "Race to the Clouds".

You will be contacted between February 1, 2014 and February 14, 2014 and notified of your acceptance or declination into the 2014 race.

Please review ALL of the attached documents below.

Schedule and Information

2014 PPIHC Bike Registration (Pikes Peak Middleweight )
Start Date: 6/29/2014	Time: 8:00 AM
End Date: 6/29/2014	Time: 5:00 PM
Location: Pikes Peak Highway 5069 Pikes Peak Highway Cascade, CO 80809 US
Participant:	robert williams

HOW COOL IS THAT?

I'm not just talking about the bloody ace dodge, in general lee orange. 

I'm also talking about the very cool adjustable swivel bench ( those chicks with beehives used to sit on them in the telephone exchanges.)

When it's not holding his tool box my friend just sits on it and marvels about the coolness of his truck.

It is a very cool truck.

ART

We been livin in our house for a year now. (Since the fire) an today we finally put some pickies on the walls. 

You may or may not recognise them. One the left is Adi Gilbert an on the right is Ben Mesh both put in a great show at the art expo I did in Bristol in the summer.

Nice one fellas looks feckin ace. 

STIHL DECEMBER

That's it for the year. This cheeky redhead is the last. 

Next year we have roundabouts of Miltonkeynes. 

STIHL DEC

I've been a bit slow on the STIHL calendar so here is a cheeky lady with a gun . This should keep you happy until I get into the shed tomorrow. 

Ice blu sunny day.

It is a beaut day so me an Mrs Oily decided to go for a quick blast 

Fernworthy reservoir an amazing spot . I have a few stories about that place . But I ain't tellin. 

Ain't it bizzar what you find in the middle of nowhere.  

Something for the weekend ?

Turns out I'm a feckin hair dresser now. 

I watched this film today and it was bloody brilliant. unfortunately the trailer dosnt mention the star of the show. Cedric Lynch. This is a man that has to be seen to be believed, he invented a brilliant electric motor (that nearly all the bikes use ) his invention was so successful that his company sacked him. he built his bike in a shed and, well you'll see.

PIKES PEAK

 
12.42 miles
156 corners 
14110 feet (roughly 4500m) 
It would be like piloting a rocket into the icy blue stratosphere, G force pinning you into your seat whilst you flow through turn after turn after turn, the endless backdrop of mile upon mile of Colorado. nothing but fresh air and infinity as a run-off , finally reaching the thin air of the summit and the realisation that the ride is over when you spot the chequerd flag.
FUCK that has got to be a rush.
That is why i have decided to do it.
That is why i have decided not to sell the DUKE.
That is why i need another 2 big builds in the bag ( to finance it and my new flat track bike).
That is why i have to race.

I was looking at Travis Newbolds Blog http://747rider.blogspot.co.uk/ all i saw was his registration payment for the Pikes peak
When something just clicked. I have to do that .if i cant this year then ill do it next.
My next thought was don't be a Tosser you have bills to pay. 
My next thought was ," If i don't do it, one day im gunna be ill and dying thinking' What a waste, Why the fuck didn't i live, Why the fuck didnt' i grab life by the tits, kick it in the balls and fucking hang on., Just to see if i could . "
 If you don't do it now . then When.

Realising this have given me an imense buzz. I have visions of Bert Monroe preparing his bike to ship it to Bonniville and i think that could be me. but on a hill, not on the flats.

I am so stoked i can hardley sleep.

Must be FUCKING NUTTS.

ps i think thats Dimitri Costa above. If he can do it so can i..

9 euros of pure pleasure.

Portuguese brandy at its best

NEARLY STIHL DECEMBER

Its nearly STIHL DECEMBER obviosly this will be the last month of ladies with leaf blowers.
So this is my dilemer...
What callender do we share next year...
IS it Girls WITH GUNS ?




OR is it RANDY OLD LADIES?

NOT FOR SALE

That's it . You've missed your chance I'm keeping it , bollocks to the lot of you.  

It's a cool looking bike and it has to be raced , just not on the dirt. 

DAY JOB pt2

I know ive been slacking with my blog lately, since i have started working for myself i have been "flat out like a lizard drinkin". but im back on the vibe now. 
so much so that i have another Blog that i have just started.
This other blog is to promote my self as a carpenter and keep poeple up to date with what i do. Dont worie it still has the bad spelling and terrible grammar. Spelcheck is trying to help me but im just too broke to be fixed.
please have a gander at my other blog and spred the good word http://goodwoodframes.blogspot.co.uk/
i also have a website that i am working on @   http://goodwoodframes.weebly.com/

Both of these sites are hard to stumble on so if a few good folk like yourselves have a butchers
then it would raise the profile and make it easyer to find. You may even want a house/extention building yourself.

DAY JOB

This will make a cool shed. 

HOTROD HAYRIDE

This years best party is ready to be booked.

Get your dancin shoes on an head to bisley ( between the M3 and the M25). 

SIDEBURN ROCKS

Two things happend this morning.

The lastedt copy of SIDEBURN arrived. 

My race licence arrived. 

Gracing the pages of this lovely mag is an article on flattrack racing in the uk. There's even a picture of yours truly in there. 

Reading this article really vibed me up for next seasons racing.  

So this morning I thought " fuck it ! Get your ass out of your fartsack and get in the bloody shed, that Ducati ain't gunna sell its self. 

Thank you SIDEBURN for givin me a kick up the ass.

Ive had a lovely day in my shed.

SHED TIME

I can feel a shed day coming on. 

portugese hill climb .Right this is what i filmed on my phone when i was in Portuagal. Only 2 guys made it to the top of the hill that day 2500 Euros each . They were farther and son, this is the dad not quite making it on his 2nd attempt. |Sorry for the shit Quality

STIHL NOVEMBER but only just

This month the she'd is really behind the times. 

Sorry about that

Bloody kids

MUCHO RESPECTOS HOMBRE

Absolutely amazing cb750 I spotted at the hill climb in Portugal yesterday. 

"Much work " the owner said to me in Brocken English .

No shit . The more I looked at it the more cool stuff I saw. He had obviously bent,ground,welded and fabricated everything himself. Not just bolted on loads of bits.

Mucho respecto Hombre.

Sunny Portugal

Surf is pumpin in Portugal at the mo. I ain't that much of a hero to go out there but will have a go later where ther is less pointy rocks

JACK THE BASTARD

 Jack the Bastard has been a compleete "Fecker" ever since before he was my dog.
There  has been more than one occasion , when i have been running (one shoe'd ) through a field chasing him-chasing-cows or appologising to farmers that were standing waist deep in rivers, whilst they were rescuing sheep that had been chased there by him. On those occasions  had i had a gun i would have shot him myself.
 He has spent more nights barking in the wilderness then being driven home by complete strangers than i can count. HE has bitten the arse off of sheep whilst giving me the "V"s .
But he has also made me wet myself laughing when i was pissed off , done something stoopid when i was angry with the world and he has sat on the back of my bike egging me on when normal people would be diggin me with their knees and shouting at me to slow down.
check Jack the b rides to work if you havent already seen it.
At 6/7 years old the poor bastard has got a tumour bigger than a fist . 
so i had to take him to the vets today and let him rest.
Now there is no one to stick their head in my shoppin bag as soon as i get in the car or wipe their nose all over my windscreen or moan at me for a walk strait after dinner, or leave me horse from shouting,out of breath and angry, stood one shoe'd in a boggy marsh cursing the day he was born.
I never thought i would miss him but now there is a bastard shaped hole in my life.
R.I.P

THE COOLEST FAST THINGS ON THE PLANNET

bubblevisor The coolest place to find the coolest stuff.
Love it.

WEEKEND IN CORNWALL

This weekend in Cornwall was stou as hell

I wasn't doing some wired pose in this photo I was actually trying to hold on to my board as it was so windy .

The surf was a bit mingin though , I travelled more sideways than I did out and back.

Portugal next weekend so I'm hoping the surf will be a bit cleaner.

MORNING GLORY

STIHL NOVEMBER ?

Advertising does work cus i bought myself a new saw.

You wait the callender people will be knocking on my door any day now.

DUKE and SWEDISH SUNDAY

I think i may make a bigger inner tank for the Duke , make a fucking cool headlight type thing get it MOT'd then put it up for sale, on the road.
Would you be interested then?
I would.

Here is some Swedish chops (photos actually from Sweden) as i have been very slack on posting the rightious rides lately.

cheers Alex for the picks 

GRASS ROOTS..

GRAFFITTI

There is a telephone exchange box near me that somebody has painted.
It looks bloody brilliant, They should all be like this or simmilar.

Sorry that the bloggin has been a bit thin on the ground lately but I have lost my camera . Shit excuse i know but its just the way it is.