Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Friday, 23 December 2011

NOT MUCH DONE TODAY

DIDNT HAVE TIME TO DO MUCH IN SHED TODAY AS I HAD TO GET ACCUPUNTURED FOR MY BAD BACK.

2 LOVELY LADIES TILL CRIMBO

THE BRILLIANT THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT 'NUN' RHYMES WITH 'GUN'.....
YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FINAL LOVELY LADY TOMORROW. SHE'S A REAL BOOTY

Thursday, 22 December 2011

3 LOVELY LADIES TILL CRIMBO

SPORTSTER PT 2


 TODAY I FINNISHED WORK UNTILL THE NEW YEAR.
WAHOOO!
SO TODAY IVE BEEN IN THE SHED.
I HAD TO CUT THE FRAME AND BEND IT UP (GOT A LITTLE BIT SCARED AS ITS WAS STILL STANDARD, BUT NOT ANYMORE) THEN WELD IT BACK TOGETHER. I USED A TIG WITH STAINLESS FILLER ROD AS THE FRAME SECTION IS CAST.
THEN I WELDED IN SOME FLAT BAR TO SUPPORT THE SEAT UNIT. WELL MY TIG WELDING IS GETTING NEATER AND THE SEAT IS STARTING TO TAKE SHAPE.
THEN I PULLED THE REST OF THE FRONT END TO PIECES SO THAT I COULD SORT OUT THE NEW FORKS. BUT AS HARLEY HAVE WEIRD IMPERIAL TORX HEAD BOLTS I COULDN'T UNDOO THE FORKS SO THAT JOB WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMOROW.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Free - Goin' Down Slow

5 LOVELY LADIES TILL CRIMBO

MORE DEVIDED OPPINIONES.. WHATS YOUR BAG

 IS IT A TRUE SWEDISH CHOP (ALL THE WAY FROM JONKOPPING IN SWEDEN)
 OR THIS ........SEXY FIBERGLASS THING
 OR THIS BLOODY COOL RAT. BIKE MADE FROM THE BIGGEST, BLINGEST, CAR TYPE BIKE THAT EVER GRACED THE ROADS IN CONVOYS WITH MATCHING JACKETS,WALKY-TALKYS , ARIALS, LIGHTS AND MUD FLAPS WITH CHROME CHICKS ON. YES A ....   "A GOLDWING"

 OR EITHER OF THEISE 2 STOKE HOOLIGAN MACHINES..
"I LOVE THE SMELL OF 2-STROKE IN THE MORNING"..
 OR AN AMAZING, TURBO CHARGED, CB 750 CAFE RACER FROM CARPY (BUILDING BIKES FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUSE.)
 OR A HOOLIGAN GSXR DRAG BIKE (OWNED BY EAT THE RICH BLOKE PETE STANSTEAD)
 OR A CLASSIC Z1A ( USED TO BE MY FAVORITE BIKE ) IM STILL TRYING TO TALK 2 DIFFERENT FRIENDS INTO PARTING WITH THEIRS.
 OR  A MACTHLESS G80.
AMAZING CLASSIC RACE BIKE.
 I WOULD SELL A BALL TO RIDE ONE OF THEISE.
"ANY ONE WANT TO BUY A BALL" (BEEN USED A LOT BUT STILL HAS PLENTY OF MILAGE).
 OR THIS JAP ENGINED CHOP (MAY BE A HONDA SHADOW MOTOR) LOOKS VERY COOL THOE.
 OR HOW ABOUT THIS RUDGE...
AN OLD GEEZA THAT USED TO WORK AT THE COLLAGE (I LERNT MOTORCYCLE MECHANICS AT) USED TO RACE ONE OF THEIS . HE HAD BIG BALLS EITHER THAT OR HE THOUGHT THAT HE HAD LIVED LONG ENOUGH ALLREADY.
OR A CAR..
THIS IS CARPY AGAIN .
IF YOUR GUNNA HAVE A CAR, MAY ASWELL DO IT RIGHT.

Monday, 19 December 2011

OPPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES.... EVERYONE'S GOT ONE

 MY FRIEND JAN HAS SUDDENLY GOT THE HORN FOR THIS YAM CHOP . SO I ASKED HIM FOR A PICTURE. LOOKS LIKE  SPORTSTER WHEELS AND AN XS MOTOR TO ME, IT HAS SHOCKS BUT STILL LOOKS SUPER CLEAN ... TICKS ALL THE BOXES OF A GREAT CHOP WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BACK OR YOUR BANK.
 HE ALSO RECONS THIS KNUCKLEHEAD LOOKS PREATY SLICK.. NO SHIT!
KNUCKLES ARE THE MOST BEUTIFUL MOTOR BUT WILL COST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN A YAM MOTOR.
AS I SAID OPPINONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES BUT I AGREE FULLY WITH HIS CHOISE.
BUT I THOUGHT ID THROUGH THIS IN FOR MEASURE.
THIS IS A BIKE BUILT BY THE HUGE COMPANY THAT HAS BECOME ROLAND SANDS.
 I DONT THINK I REALLY DIG IT BUT ITS A FUCKIN CRAZY CONCEPT. IT WAS DESIGNED WITH KENNY ROBERTS AND HAS A V5 (thats 5 cylenders not the recuired document of ownership.) GP BIKE ENGINE IN IT.
AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP BUILDING CRAZY OR COOL SHIT THE BURACRATS WILL HAVE MORE OF A PROBLEM STAMPING ON OUR ARTISTIK EXPRESTIONS.
THEY MAY NOT CORNER TOO HOT , GO UNBELIEVEBLY QUICK AND NOT STOP TOO WELL BUT WE BUILT THEM AND WE'LL RIDE THEM.
FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME YOUR OPPINION OF COOL AND IT WILL GO ON THE BLOG.
EMAIL;  robgecko2001@yahoo.co.uk.