Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Monday, 9 January 2012

Sunday, 8 January 2012

MORE SKATE ART

 AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I DID A BLOG ON THE ART OF JIM PHILLIPS WELL IF YOU WANT TO CHECK THAT AGAIN CLICK ON THE LINKS TO THE RIGHT DURING 2011.
BELOW IS ANOTHER PIECE BY JIM PHILLIPS.
 AND HERE IS A JIM PHILLIPS PIECE FOR 'JASON JESSEE' IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JASON JESSEE IS CHECK OUT THE 'SINNERS' DVD. HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.
 VERNON COURTLANDT JOHNSON DESIGHNED THE BONES BRIGADE MOTIF
 BELOW TOM KNOX
 THIS ISNT ART FOR A SKATE BOARD BUT 'ROB ZOMBIES' ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN SKATE ART... PLUS ITS RAMONES BASED SO "HAY HO LET'S GO!!!"

WE HAVE A WINNER

JAN EMAILED IN WITH THE KNOWLAGE  OF THE ENGINE, HE HAD THE INSPIRATION TO LOOK AT THE NAME ON THE EXHAUST AND DO SOME INVESTIGATING.AS HE WAS WAY QUICKER THAN ANYBODY ELSE, THE 'CRAP' T'SHIRT GOES TO HIM...
THANKS TO LA'JURE IN OZ FOR SENDING ME THE PICKIE..
YOU LOT SHOULD HAVE BEEN QUICKER THEN YOU COULD HAVE HAD A CRAP T'SHIRT ASWELL.
THE THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION ABOUT THIS MOTOR IS THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HALF A 'HARLEY SPORTSTER' MOTOR. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
IT'S A BUELL 'BLAST' SINGLE CYLENDER 500cc MOTOR
ONLY 34BHP WHICH MEANS THAT YOU COULD PROBBLY RIDE IT ON ONE OF THOSE RESTICTED HORSEPOWER LISCENCES THAT YOU GET NOW FOR TWO YEARS
STILL I BET ITS SO TORQUEY THAT IT WOULD RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THE SOGGY END.

Saturday, 7 January 2012

WHAT IS IT???

THIS IS A BIKE THAT A BRITISH COMPANY CAN BUILD FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE.
IM NOT RIGHT INTO CAD DRAWRINGS, I WOULD RATHER SEE THE REAL THING, BUT WHAT INTERESTED ME IS " WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ENGINE"? I HAD SOME THOUGHTS AND NOW I KNOW FOR SURE BUT THE QUESTION IS :
IF YOU CAN BE THE FIRST PERSON TO TELL ME WHAT THE MOTOR IS
EMAIL;   robgecko2001@yahoo.co.uk.  
ILL SEND YOU A T'SHIRT (IVE NOT RECIEVED THEM YET SO THEY MAY BE A BIT CRAP).
GOOD LUCK

Friday, 6 January 2012

RD 350?

 BEN FOUND THEISE COOL PICKS OF AN "RD "CUS ITS AN AIR COOLED I THINK IT MUST BE A 250 OR 400cc.
 NOT SURE WHAT THE FORKS ARE OFF, BUT THEY LOOK COOL.
2'STROKE PIPES CAN LOOK BLOODY AMAZING SO I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD BOTHER WRAPPING THEM IN HEAT BANDAGE.
IM SURE THIS HYDRALIC CLUTCH IS AN 'IMPROVEMENT' LOOKS REAL NEAT.

METAL RULES

 I WAS PERUSING THE INTERNET THE OTHER NIGHT AND I CAME ACROSS THIS FURNITURE MADE BY A BLOKE CALLED STIG .

 IT'S BLOODY COOL SHIT.
I REMEMBER SEEING SOME OF HIS THINGS AT GLASTONBURY YEARS BACK.


 BET THE TABLE WEIGHS A TON!!!!
 I DONT KNOW WHO MADE THE BOWL OR THE BIKE BELOW
 I ALSO DON'T KNOW WHO DID THIS BUT IT'S BLOOD BRILLIANT.

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

ANOTHER XS650

 JAN HAS TRAWLED THE INTERNET AND FOUND ANOTHER COOL XS650.
THEISE BIKES HAVE BEEN BUILT BY A JAPANESE WORKSHOP CALLED AN-BU .
THEY BUILD SOME COOL BIKES IN JAPAN. IT'S DEFFINATELY ON MY LIST FOR PLACES IN THE WORLD I WANT TO GO TO
 CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE @  http://www.an-bu.jp/
ITS NOT A BRILLIANT WEBSITE BUT THE BIKES ARE AMAZING

Monday, 2 January 2012

MISSING THE LOVELY LADIES??

HERE YOU GO THEN....

SPORTSTER PT4

ITS BEEN GREAT HAVING ALL THIS TIME OFF OVER CHRISTMAS, AS IV'E HAD CHANCE TO MAKE A REAL MESS OF MY SPORTSTER.
BACK TO WORK TOMORROW, SHIT!
 AN ENGINEER I KNOW KINDLY REAMED OUT THE 'EXUP 1000' BOTTOM YOLK SO THAT I COULD PRESS THE HARLEY SHAFT INTO PLACE. THE YOLKS (OR TREES) NOW FIT BUT I NEED TO MODIFY THE TOP YOLK SO THAT I CAN FIT THE HANDLEBAR RISERS.
 THE SWING-ARM ASSEMBLEY HAS BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE EVER SINCE I'VE OWNED THIS BIKE. IT NEEDED TO BE COMPLEETLY REPLACED AFTER 15000 MILES AS IT WAS SHOT TO BITS. AND ITS STILL SHIT. IT'S A BLOODY CRAP DESIGN . SO I'M GUNNA DO IT PROPERLY (HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE).
ILL POST THE NEW PLAN WHEN I'VE GOT IT COMPLEETY FIGURED OUT.
ME CONTEMPLATING WHAT A BIG MESS I HAVE MADE.
"OH WELL, KANT BRAKE EGGS WITH-OUT MAKING AN OMLETTE."