Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

SIDEBURN ROCKS

Two things happend this morning.
The lastedt copy of SIDEBURN arrived. 
My race licence arrived. 
Gracing the pages of this lovely mag is an article on flattrack racing in the uk. There's even a picture of yours truly in there. 
Reading this article really vibed me up for next seasons racing.  
So this morning I thought " fuck it ! Get your ass out of your fartsack and get in the bloody shed, that Ducati ain't gunna sell its self. 

Thank you SIDEBURN for givin me a kick up the ass.
Ive had a lovely day in my shed.

SHED TIME

I can feel a shed day coming on. 

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Monday, 11 November 2013

MUCHO RESPECTOS HOMBRE

Absolutely amazing cb750 I spotted at the hill climb in Portugal yesterday. 
"Much work " the owner said to me in Brocken English .
No shit . The more I looked at it the more cool stuff I saw. He had obviously bent,ground,welded and fabricated everything himself. Not just bolted on loads of bits.
Mucho respecto Hombre.

Saturday, 9 November 2013

Sunny Portugal

Surf is pumpin in Portugal at the mo. I ain't that much of a hero to go out there but will have a go later where ther is less pointy rocks

Monday, 4 November 2013

JACK THE BASTARD

 Jack the Bastard has been a compleete "Fecker" ever since before he was my dog.
There  has been more than one occasion , when i have been running (one shoe'd ) through a field chasing him-chasing-cows or appologising to farmers that were standing waist deep in rivers, whilst they were rescuing sheep that had been chased there by him. On those occasions  had i had a gun i would have shot him myself.
 He has spent more nights barking in the wilderness then being driven home by complete strangers than i can count. HE has bitten the arse off of sheep whilst giving me the "V"s .
But he has also made me wet myself laughing when i was pissed off , done something stoopid when i was angry with the world and he has sat on the back of my bike egging me on when normal people would be diggin me with their knees and shouting at me to slow down.
check Jack the b rides to work if you havent already seen it.
At 6/7 years old the poor bastard has got a tumour bigger than a fist . 
so i had to take him to the vets today and let him rest.
Now there is no one to stick their head in my shoppin bag as soon as i get in the car or wipe their nose all over my windscreen or moan at me for a walk strait after dinner, or leave me horse from shouting,out of breath and angry, stood one shoe'd in a boggy marsh cursing the day he was born.
I never thought i would miss him but now there is a bastard shaped hole in my life.
R.I.P

Sunday, 3 November 2013

THE COOLEST FAST THINGS ON THE PLANNET


bubblevisor The coolest place to find the coolest stuff.
Love it.

WEEKEND IN CORNWALL

This weekend in Cornwall was stou as hell
I wasn't doing some wired pose in this photo I was actually trying to hold on to my board as it was so windy .
The surf was a bit mingin though , I travelled more sideways than I did out and back.
Portugal next weekend so I'm hoping the surf will be a bit cleaner.