Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Friday, 7 September 2012

SUMMER AT LAST

 Now that summer is over the weather has just got amazing . So today me and me lady went to Strangles beach it was bloody amazing.
No tourists.
A real seal in the sea checking us out.
And naked people on the beach.

During the long climb back we saw this Convulvulus Hawkmoth ( I'm not a zoologist, that is what Adam told me it's called).
This moth was bloody beautiful, it was the size of a seagul , it was resting on a discarded glove that was tied to a fence.

And it's gunna be a great weekend an i'm going to a stag doo at Santa Pod European Drag Championships. Ill get some pikies and post them after the weekend.
I wont be able to do Swedish Saturday so here is an amazing chop from the Tolle website.
That website is brilliant, it tells you all you need to know to make long forks work. Check it out

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

XS650 ( Here you go Jan ?)

 I was gorping in amazement at a bloody cool XS650 on 'Backstreet Buckets' site    
http://thebackstreetbucket.blogspot.co.uk/  check it out if you want to see what i mean.)
Unfortunately i couldn't find any info on the bike but i did find lots of other great XS650's and since my friend Jan hasn't spoke about bikes for a while i thought i would try and give him a push in the right direction by showing lots of his pick's of favorite bikes.

The one above is very cool, that high fairing is very Mad Max.

 This is very tidy and the wheels are preaty cool.
 I bloody love this one........ It's from Columbia.
Very yellow and with what looks like CBR wheels.

Sunday, 2 September 2012

I FINISHED 'SATANS TROUSERS'

 I finished the new pipes for my bike yesterday, so today i took it for a ride to see how they worked.
Bloody Marvlous is how they work..  Sound great, look great and work great.
 Only problem is that my drive belt and sprocket is knackerd. My last two belts have lasted me 15000 miles each so i'm looking at replacing it with a chain and sprocket (that will last less but cost  a lot less too.)
On my ride i saw this lovely garden ornament..

Saturday, 1 September 2012

SATURDAY IS SWEDISH CHOP DAY!!

 Both of theise bikes are from  Hogtech /Absolut Chopper  http://www.hogtech.com/using a 21" over Tolle fork

This one built by Metal Hammers http://metalhammers.lv 
This super cool panhead chop from http://diariomotocicleta.blogspot.co.uk
Last... a cool Evo from Dan in Sweden.

Friday, 31 August 2012

Thursday, 30 August 2012

BLOODY BOLLOCKS

Last night my rear wheel bearing on my Sportster collapsed. luckily it happened on a slow road and not on the duel carrageway...
I was gunna finnish my pipes last night but insted i had to wait 1hr 45 for a pickup truck.
So first thing this morning i got up and got my Triumph running (the points had closed) so that i could ride to the bike shop and get some bearings. 
Then i repaired my Sportster just to realise that the drive belt was Knackerd.
Now for some reson i cant upload pictures on my blog
BLOODY COCKIN SHIT BAGS...

Monday, 27 August 2012

SOD IT !!

My TIG welder broke so i thought "FUCK IT I'LL GO FOR A RIDE". But my Triumph wouldn't start. So ,sweating my tits off, i pushed my Sportster out of the shed, only for it to fall against my Pagero (Spanish for wanker) and broke my indicator lens, the fucking thing is supposed to go on sale next week. 
I eventually went for a ride and it BLOODY PISSED IT DOWN.
But i did manage to mount the pipes and i think they look FAN DABY DOSEY.  
FUCK YEAH! BRING ON THE NOISE......

Saturday, 25 August 2012

TURN IT UP TO 11..... (check out the cool bikes in the background aswell)

IT'S SWEDISH SATURDAY

 VERY LONG KNUCKLEHEAD..
I LIKE IT A LOT.
 SHOVEL..
 I'm not keen on the paint job but it's a very cool chop. 
 Oh so much promise. 
Absolutely bloody brilliant  pre-unit Triumph chop.