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Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Sunday, 5 February 2012

C'BASS'S BEEMER

 C'BASS (OR DON AS HIS PEARENTS CALL HIM) HAS FINALLY GOT HIS BEEMER ON THE ROAD. I THINK IT'S A 650! WITH A GS 750 TANK  AND A HOME MADE SEAT UNIT AND FZR1000 BRAKE CALLIPERS.
 HE GOT RIGHT UPSET BECAUSE I CALLED IT A RAT BIKE ( THERE IS NO SHAME IN OWNING A RAT BIKE , WHY USE NUTS AND BOLTS WHEN CABLE-TIES AND GAFFER TAPE WORK JUST FINE?) SO AS YOU CAN SEE HE HAS SPENT A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT WITH THE HAMMERITE AND POLLISH TO GET IT BACK TO A GLEEMING EXAMPLE, THAT DOES NOT DEFY HIS PUNK ROOTS....
 HE HAS HAD HIS SHARE OF HEADACHES, AND BALLACHES  TO GET THIS FAR. INCLUDING OIL PRESURE PROBLEMS, BRAKE PROBLEMS, CARB PROBLEMS AND THE USUAL "IVE HAD ME TANK BLASTED AND NOW IT'S FULL OF SHIT" PROBLEM.
 HERE IS THE LUCKY MAN WITH HIS NEW M.O.T.
WELLDONE! IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DOO ON 'WEAK TEA AND SHANDY'.

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