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Friday, 23 March 2012

BLOODY HIPPIES

I LIVE NEAR A TOWN CALLED TOTNES. IT IS A TOWN FULL OF 'TRUSTIFARIANS' (RICH HIPPIES) AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE PIXIES. ITS WORSE THAN GLASTONBURY.
ON MY WAY TO WORK THIS MORNING I SAW THAT SOMEBODY HAD 'CORRECTED' THE SIGN.
I LAUGHED  SO MUCH THAT MY HEAD FELL OFF, THEN I CRASHED INTO A 10 FOOT FEIRY, DIRECTING TRAFFIC. I THEN WOKE UP IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, WHERE EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET LOOKED LIKE 'LINDA LUSARDIE' AND THE RIVERS WERE FULL OF WHISKEY AND THAY HAD A LAKE OF STEW AND YOU COULD PADDLE AROUND ALL DAY IN A BIG CANNOE.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, sounds like you need a visit to:Yogurt Weavers - it's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I can't type as I am off my head on peanuts. I meant this place: Yogurt Weavers!.

OILY RAG said...

peanuts are dangerous but as long as you stay away from the ALFALFA youll be OK.