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Sunday 20 November 2011

REBUILDING THE EXUP


 THIS IS RICHIES EXUP. ITS BEEN OFF THE ROAD FOR NEARLY A YEAR, AS HE'S BEEN GETTING BITS PAINTED .
FIVE OF US PILED ROUND HIS GARAGE ON THUR NT' ARMED WITH BEERS AND CHIPS.
IT WAS A TOP NT FULL OF PISS TAKING AND WRENCHING.

NOTE THE LADIES IN THE BACKGROUND  WATCHING IN ORE, OBVIOUSLY REALLY IMPRESSED.
 ABOVE IS 'SNOKIN' RICH (HE PAINTED ALL THE BODYWORK AND IS A TYPICAL SPRAYER "OFF HIS TITS".
BELOW IS RICHIE THE OWNER (HE'S ALLWAYS OFF HIS TITS BUT HAS NO EXCUSE).

 FIVE OF US WORKIN COULD BE SAID "TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH"
OR AS THE WHORES SAY "TOO MANY COCKS SPOIL THE BREATH".
BUT WE MANAGED TO GET MOST OF IT BUILT AND OUR BREATH ONLY SMELT OF BEER.
 WE FITTED AN EXTENDED SWING ARM BUT RICH FORGOT TO EXTEND THE' BREAK TORQUE ARM' SO IT COULDN'T BE READY FOR THE DRAG RACING ON SAT.
IN THE PICK' IS MOIKE TRYING TO FIT MORE SHINEY THINGS.
SMOKIN RICH WITHOUT A FAG IN HIS GOB.
WE WORKED TILL 11 PM BUT RICHIE WAS TINKERING TILL 2 IN THE MORNING.

ILL SEND SOME FINISHED PICKS WHEN RICHIE PULLES HIS FINGER OUT AND COMPLEETS IT.

2 comments:

rico swarvey said...

rockin nite guys even if some wally ran in to the garage door lol

OILY RAG said...

that garage door ran at me..