Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Sunday 15 December 2013

MOUNTAIN BIKE BACK ON TARMAC

Took the DUKE out for a quick test in the rain. 
I bloody love it, it's so light and torquey. 


The rear-end is still a bit pissed from when I got ran over. 
Front mudguard works aswell.

Saturday 14 December 2013

SHED TIME

Today I managed to get the Duke running again although I happend to put 2-stroke mix in by accident so it didn't run great. 
But what did happen was that I got a new battery for it. 
One on right is 13a/ hr lead acid jobby.
On the left is the new 9a/hr lithiam battery . 
Being lithiam it has a bigger cranking torque so you can use a smaller battery. Which is nice. 
But what's even better is it's so light. 
Fuck me when it arrived I thought the box was empty. Under 1kg compared to the old one being 5kgs. And you can mount it any way up you like. 
I'm well impressed. 

Plus I made a front mudguard. Looks a bit high in the pick but in the flesh it looks better. 

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Friday 13 December 2013

DONT BE A TWAT . Get on your bloody bike and have some fun.

We can confirm the date - Saturday 19 July, King's Lynn. There are going to be loads of shenanigans going on the night before.
Race entries won't open for a few months, but we wanted to let you put the date in your diaries.

Monday 9 December 2013

FUCK . what have i done.

 
robert williams,
Thank you for you submitting your request for application to the 92st "Race to the Clouds".
You will be contacted between February 1, 2014 and February 14, 2014 and notified of your acceptance or declination into the 2014 race.
Please review ALL of the attached documents below.
Schedule and Information
2014 PPIHC Bike Registration (Pikes Peak Middleweight )
Start Date: 6/29/2014Time: 8:00 AM
End Date: 6/29/2014Time: 5:00 PM
Location: Pikes Peak Highway
5069 Pikes Peak Highway
Cascade, CO 80809
US
Participant:robert williams

HOW COOL IS THAT?

I'm not just talking about the bloody ace dodge, in general lee orange. 
I'm also talking about the very cool adjustable swivel bench ( those chicks with beehives used to sit on them in the telephone exchanges.)
When it's not holding his tool box my friend just sits on it and marvels about the coolness of his truck.

It is a very cool truck.

Sunday 8 December 2013

ART

We been livin in our house for a year now. (Since the fire) an today we finally put some pickies on the walls. 
You may or may not recognise them. One the left is Adi Gilbert an on the right is Ben Mesh both put in a great show at the art expo I did in Bristol in the summer.
Nice one fellas looks feckin ace. 

Saturday 7 December 2013

STIHL DECEMBER

That's it for the year. This cheeky redhead is the last. 
Next year we have roundabouts of Miltonkeynes. 

Friday 6 December 2013

STIHL DEC

I've been a bit slow on the STIHL calendar so here is a cheeky lady with a gun . This should keep you happy until I get into the shed tomorrow. 

Wednesday 4 December 2013

Ice blu sunny day.

It is a beaut day so me an Mrs Oily decided to go for a quick blast 

Fernworthy reservoir an amazing spot . I have a few stories about that place . But I ain't tellin. 

Ain't it bizzar what you find in the middle of nowhere.  

Something for the weekend ?


Turns out I'm a feckin hair dresser now.