Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Monday 25 May 2015

NIBBELING ON SPONGECAKE.

Having a broken leg is BLOODY SHIT. That is the price to pay of racing on a slippy muddy surface on tyres that arnt very Knobbely. 
Week 5 now an I'm right pissed off. Sat in doors while every body else is outside playing. 
Well I was pissed off. I've just rememberd Jimmy Buffet and decided to take his advise. 
It may be "2.00 here but it's 5.o.Clock somewhere. "
I'm also "nibbling on sponge cake" but insted of watching the day bake I'm watching GP Speedway. 
Fuck it . It ain't like I'm gunna be driving anywhere.?

Sunday 17 May 2015

Just very cool stuff.

This is my friend Dan his is about to build a Sweedish chop ( it won't be his first) you can be assured it will be a genuine Sweedish chop because he is Sweedish. 

A bloody cool and probebly bloody noisy Camper van. 
I'm sure this drag bike is in the national bike museum in Birmingham.

When drag transmisions go it causes quite a problem

Two cheeky lady's 







Thursday 14 May 2015

Nitros bong

Dave from "happygoingnowhere blog" sat down an had a chat whilst I was chugging on the Nitros. 

He took some great photos that he sent me of me and (bellow) and Milo on his 45.
He sent me others but I didn't want to stick them all on my blog as I'm sure he'll do that himself. 



Tuesday 12 May 2015

THE PRICE OF FAME

The lengths people will go to for 5 mins of fame. 
Brand and Tom will even stand very close together with a very cool grass tracker. Let's have a bit of distance lads, you ain't Ant an Deck. 

Saturday 9 May 2015

Bloody great book

It's finally here. My book. 
It it available NOW to download from Amazon for your phone or Kindle. It's not available in paper form. 
I wrote this a while ago and tryed to get it published but at 26000 words it wasn't deemed sellable I needed to write twice as much.Problem is that I felt the story which is true worked as it was and padding it out just to make it longer would just ruin the flow. 
I wrote this book just because the adventure we had was great, I also wanted my kids and there kids to have something to show that I wasn't always a boring old duffer. 
Writing this was a challenge for a dislexick, illiterate like myself. But like many things I've done in my life did it just to see if I could.

Please get yourself a copy, hopefully you'll like it then you can give it a lovely review. 

I need to thank Rich and Jimbo for bring mates and helping this life happen and also Mrs Oily for naggin me to publish it, and her and Ben for helping me edit it.

Thursday 7 May 2015

Pulsating Paula

Paula takes Great photos , you can find her on Facebook and quite easily on the internet.

I love this Panhead  I hope my chop looks this tight. 

Both photos by Pulsating Paula