Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Monday, 27 May 2013

At the Bike Shed Event (unfortunatly i wasn't there as my clutch whet "tits up" about 5 miles away


 Youths hanging out at bus stops is a bane of society.
 This Sherman tank was sunk on "D Day " practice manouvers.  A lot of solders were killed by a U Boat that picked of the flotilla on its way back to Slapton beach.
My dad was there when they dragged this tank from the sea. He saw 3 of the biggest Conga eals slithere from inside. 

 The weather was amazing and it felt great to be on the road with good friends.

Monday, 20 May 2013


 Before this weekends race meet i managed to fabricate a right foot gearchange
The skateboard wheel is there to stop the chain rubbing on the tube that connects the right and left linkage together. I also mounted the battery on the forks, moving the weight forward and giving me more front wheel grip. worked a treat and looks so much better.

 This "Spirit of the 70's Yam DT is my favorite bike there. Its bloody quick too, and it's real impresive watching the big fella (Tall not fat) hoon around the track.

 First corner mayhem..
Where's Wally?
Pete, Tom and Me getting some sunshine.
Tom came 1st and its only his 2nd race JAMMY FUCKER.

Friday, 17 May 2013


 I haven posted on my blog for ages so here's some catch up:
Dave Aldana giving it a handfull
 This cheeky lady has a handfull
And this Sweedish chop looks like a handfull.
I,m off to "the big smoke" tomorrow to check this out the bikeshed .
Then on sunday its my secound race.
If you can make it to Rye house near Harlow, go and check it out.

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Thursday, 9 May 2013


If this dont get you in the mood i wory for your soul.  
Click HERE

Sunday, 5 May 2013


 The Vonzeti's had there open day on Sat.
It wasn't an extreemly buisy event but it did have a beautiful atmosphere with a lot of great people there.
The tea, coffie and hotdogs kept coming whilst Nieks rockerbilly band played some tunes.
 This Buell is halfway through getting the Vonzeti treatment.
 Pauls very bloody cool Norton
 Rinsey's very cool BSA
And this Norton below is halfway built, It's a shame that you cant trully see the paintwork because its new but looks very old. The fella has done a real nice job.

My dad used to have a Riley , it was the same model as this but was a two seeter with a 'dicky seat' that he built. A dicky seat is a seat in the boot (trunk if your American) My dads Riley was a spotless example but i still thought that this one was quite cool.
Check out some of the beautiful work that Vonzeti produce HERE

Saturday, 4 May 2013


Sorry it's late but it took me 4 days to realise that it is a new month.
So here she is... Better late than never.
And she comes with a handy post drill. Just what you need on a desert island.

Friday, 3 May 2013


 IT'S been BLOODY BEAUTIFUL lately. and it even stayed sunny as i rode the TRUMPET to work.
16 degrees feels amazing.

Wednesday, 1 May 2013


The Vonzeti's are having an open day this Sat if you are in or around Torbay pop in.
You may be in Torbay anyway as there is a big BMAD bike show all weekend on Paignton sea front