Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

GOT MY PET LIP OUT

 THIS IS MY 'PET LIP' AFTER HEARING THAT MY MATE, MET THE GUITARIST FROM 'THINLIZZY' TODAY AND GOT GIVEN A FREE TICKET AND A BACK STAGE PASS FOR TONIGHTS GIG WITH' CLUTCH'. BASTARD!
NEVER MIND. HERE IS A PICTURE OF 'WILMA' FROM BUCK  ROGERS (LIPGLOSS AND SPANDEX) GETTING HASSLED BY A WIERDO WITH BIG EYEBROWS.

~THIN LIZZY~ JAILBREAK

HOLEY SMOKE!

Saturday, 28 January 2012

2000th VIEWER

IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE 2000th VIEWER, LET ME KNOW AND ILL SEND YOU A CRAP T'SHIRT.
I'M WORKING ON A NEW T'SHIRT AT THE MOMENT AND IF ITS DONE SOON YOU'LL GET THE NEW " NOT CRAP T'SHIRT".

SMOKIN

THANKS RICH. FOR THIS PICKIE.

REMOUVING A TYRE

 I ALWAYS PREFER CHANGING TYRES AT HOME, THAN HANGING AROUND A BIKE SHOP BUT I ALWAYS FIND IT,NEARLY, IMPOSSIBLE TO 'BREAK THE BEAD'.
I SAW THIS METHOD IN ,EITHER 'BSH' OR 'BRITCHOPPER'. SO I THOUGHT ID GIVE IT A GO .
FUCK ME! IT WORKS AN ABSOLUTE TREAT. (I WONT BOTHER EXPLAINING WHATS HAPPENG IN THE PHOTOS AS IT'S PREETY SELF EXPLANITORY.
BY THE WAY 'PAJERO' IS SPANISH. IT MEANS 'WANKER'!!!

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

BIKER ART

ABOVE TAKEN FROM 'SPEEDZILLA ' WEBSITE.
 BY DON
 BOTH OF THIES ARE BY' LOUISE LIMB' WHO ILLUSTRATES FOR' BACK STREET HEROES'

ABOVE BY SIMON BISLEY
BELOW . BY LEE TAKEN FROM 'MC ART'
AND OF COURSE, I CANT LEAVE OUT DAVE MANN WHO DID THE NEXT THREE.


Monday, 23 January 2012

FRENCH GRAFFITI

 I SAW THIS COOL GRAFFITI IN BRITANNY. THESE TWO ARE ONE LONG PIECE.
 THIS ONE BELOW IS IN A CITY NEAR La ROCHEL (CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE PLACE NOW) BUT ITS MADE TO LOOK LIKE THE STREET CONTINUES.

Sunday, 22 January 2012

SHED TIME

IVE BEEN IN THE SHED THIS WEEKEND BUT ALL IV'E MANAGED TO DO, IS TO REMOUVE A STUBBERN EXHAUST STUD. WHICH WAS A MAJOR FEAT AS IT REQUIRED 10 ATTEMPTS OF HEATING AND WELDING NUTS ON TO THE END, ONLY TO HAVE THEM SNAP OFF. I GOT TO THE POINT WHERE IT WAS THE LAST TRY UNTILL I REMOUVED THE MOTOR AND DRILLED IT OUT.... BUT LUCKALY THE BLOODY THING CAME UNDONE .
THE LOOK OF JOY ON MY FACE WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT PHOTO BUT I DIDNT HAVE MY CAMERA , SO HAVE A LOOK AT THIES NICE BIKES INSTEAD.


COMMENTS

ANYBODY SHOULD NOW BE ABLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT NOW EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH GOOGLE.. (JUST PUT YOUR NAME AT THE END OF IT  PLEASE).

APPARANTLY YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM "FIRE PEOPLE" NOW..

Saturday, 21 January 2012

MAD MAX

MAD MAX WAS MADE IN 1977 BY GEORGE MILLER A ND BYRON KENNEDY ON A MEAGER BUDGET OF $350000. THEY EVEN HAD TO SWEEP THE GLASS OFF OF THE TARMAC THEMSELVES, AFTER A STUNT SCENE.
AN ACTOR CALLED CARDHERT (WHO PLAYED 'CRANK' ) OWNED AN ENDURANCE RACING COMPANY ,IN FRANCE, CALLED 'LA PERISIENNE' . GEORGE MILLER AND CARDHERT MADE THE FAIRINGS FOR 'GOOSES' AND' TOECUTTERS' BIKES THEMSELVES.
GOOSES Z1000 HAD MAG WHEELS, BUT THEY COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE PAIR, SO WHEN THEY FILMED  THE STUNT SCENES THEY WRAPPED TIN FOIL AROUND SPOKED WHEELS TO GET THE SAME LOOK.
ONE OF THE MAIN STUNTMEN WAS A GUY CALLED ' DALE BENSCH' HE WAS A MEMBER OF A 'BACKPATCH' CLUB CALLED "THE VIGILANTIES". THERE IS A RUMOUR THAT A STUNTMEN DIED WHIST CRASHING ON THE BRIDGE. WELL THAT WAS HIM AND HE'S STILL ALIVE.
MOST OF THE OTHER RIDERS WERE "VIGILANTIES" OR THEIR MATES.
TOE CUTTER (AN ACTOR CALLED HUGH KEAYS-BYRNE) AND ALL THE BIKE RIDERS RODE 550 MILES FROM SYDNEY TO THE SHOOT, SLEEPING BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, SO THAT THEY COULD GET INTO CHARACTER AND LOOK ROADWEARY.
MAD MAX IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS, A TOTAL CLASSIC.

"SPEED IS JUST A QUESTION OF MONEY. HOW FAST YOU WANNA GO?"

GREAT MAD MAX ARTICLE

Mad Max Revisited Cinematographer Dave Eggby
Mad Max Revisited Cinematographer Dave Eggby
Cinematographer David Eggby filmed action sequences while strapped to Vigilanties Presiden




  • Mad Max Revisited Motorcycle Clubs Contributing Bikes
    Several local motorcycle clubs contributed bikes and riders to the pool of extras needed t
  • Mad Max Revisited Dale Bensch Movie Extra
    Dale Bensch answered an ad for extras in a local bike shop. As a member of the Vigilanties
  • Mad Max Revisited Hugh Keas Byrne Toecutter
    Actor Hugh Keays-Byrne as Toecutter, leader of Nightrider Montizano's gang. To prep for th



Read more: http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/features/122_1201_mad_max_revisited/index.html#ixzz1k20qPUZF

mad max Z1000


Friday, 20 January 2012

GREAT MAD MAX ARTICLE

Mad Max Revisited Cinematographer Dave Eggby
Mad Max Revisited Cinematographer Dave Eggby
Cinematographer David Eggby filmed action sequences while strapped to Vigilanties Presiden




  • Mad Max Revisited Motorcycle Clubs Contributing Bikes
    Several local motorcycle clubs contributed bikes and riders to the pool of extras needed t
  • Mad Max Revisited Dale Bensch Movie Extra
    Dale Bensch answered an ad for extras in a local bike shop. As a member of the Vigilanties
  • Mad Max Revisited Hugh Keas Byrne Toecutter
    Actor Hugh Keays-Byrne as Toecutter, leader of Nightrider Montizano's gang. To prep for th



Read more: http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/features/122_1201_mad_max_revisited/index.html#ixzz1k20qPUZF

mad max Z1000

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

COOL STUFF

 BLOODY COOL
 BLOODY MENTAL
 BLOODY HARD AS NAILS (STOLEN FROM http://thebackstreetbucket.blogspot.com/ SORRY)
 BLOODY BRILLIANT
BLOODY "DING DONG!"

YUKA'S CHOISE

 YUKA WAS MOST UPSET THAT I DIDNT INCLUDE MOTORHEAD IN THE LIST OF BEST LIVE ALBUMS . SO HERE IT IS WITH A COUPLE OF HIS OTHER CHOISES (ALL BRILLIANT ALLTHOE I HAVENT HEARD THE JUDAS PRIEST ALBUM.

RICHIE'S EXUP

 JUST A SNEEK PREVIEW OF RICHIE'S EXUP1000 . ITS JUST WAITING FOR A BATTERY THEN WE'LL GET SOME PROPER PHOTOS.

Monday, 16 January 2012

"CHARLEY DON'T SURF!"

THE BEST LIVE ALBUMS????

 THE CRAZY DUTCH MAN HA S SENT ME A LIST OF HIS FAVORITE LIVE ALBUMS.
I DONT ALWAYS DIG LIVE ALBUMS BUT I HAVE 'THIN LIZZY LIVE' (IT'S BLOODY AMAZIN) AND DEEP PURPLE MADE IN JAPAN ( HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT IN AGES).
'GRAND FUNK RAILROAD' ARE A BAND THAT ARE BEST LIVE .



 MY FAVORITE LIVE ALBUM IS 'IRON MAIDEN LIVE AT DONINGTON'  IT WAS THE FIRST BIG GIG I WENT TO AND IT GIVES ME GOOSE BUMPS EVERY TIME I HERE
  "SCREAM FOR ME DONINGTON"
'

Saturday, 14 January 2012

HOTROD MEET.

 THERE IS A SMALL COMMUNITY OF HOTRODDERS AROUND WHERE I LIVE , TODAY I HAPPENED TO CHANCE UPON A FEW OF THEM HANGING OUT IN A CARPARK.
 THERE ARE SOME EXQUISIT MACHINES THERE IN TOP CLASS ORDER. IF YOU HAVE VENTURED TO THE 'HOTROD HAYRIDE ' YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THEM.
 THERE IS NO WAY I COULD KEEP ANYTHING THAT CLEAN.


 LES'S BUS. BLOODY COOL AND DANGEROUSELY STANDARD.
THE BEST THING IS JUST HANGING AROUND YARNING, EVEN IF WE ARE JUST ONE STEP UP FROM THE CHAV'S HANGIN AROUND McDonalds CARPARKS..