Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Tuesday 25 February 2014

Progress on C'Bass's Beemer

Words byC'Bass 
Coz it's sunny I treated myself to a bit of outside muckybouty.  I even did some crap sprayin which I'm gonna have to sort out, but  best thing is that I've finally got the pipes set up and they look pretty cool tucked under the back of my gearbox. Just a bit of weldy weldy and they'll be sorted.
I keep thinkin I'm nearly done but it's the little bits which take the longest and I've now got a bucket full o those motherfuckers.....



Do we build bikes or do they call the shots ?

There are some preety cool projects happening at the mo. Pete's powervalve is coming together nicely, I had a gander at this last summer and it's very trick. 
C'Bass 's Beemer is coming together with the unplanned TZ seat unit. Dons words :-
"I think I can make this work, but any ideas about how I wanted this bike to look 2 months ago have fucked off out the window. It is now making all it's own decisions.."



Monday 24 February 2014

COBUILT

Whilst building Brads shed last week we slipped along to see the fellas at Cobuilt . 
With a few beers and some crisps we sat around and talked crap for an hour or so.
Cheers guys it was very cool.

One very cool thing there was this ex Kenny Roberts race bike
Honda V5 all that's missing is a £11000 wiring loom


Friday 21 February 2014

Lovely workshop

I've just built my friend Brad and Chris this lovely workshop . 
It's 4.8 m. X  3.6m . Fully insulated, and wrapped in larch (it will never need treating ) it's just waiting for a wood burner then the lucky buggers can spend every night in there pissng around with bikes. 
You could have one too . Just let me know. 


Friday 14 February 2014

FLAT TRACK YEEEHAA


Fixtures have been releced for this years Dirt-track

Saturday 22nd March  Pre-Season Practice Day - Rye House Stadium, Rye Road, Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire, EN11 0EH

 

Sunday 13th April Kenny Noyes Training School - Rye House Stadium, Rye Road, Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire, EN11 0EH

 

 

        The 2014 UK Dirt Track Championships will take place over 6 rounds.

 

Sunday 27th April Round 1 Leicester – Leicester Lions Speedway Track & Pavilion, Beaumont Sports Complex, 1 The Lions, Leicester, LE4 1DZ

 

 

Sunday 18th May Round 2 Coventry – Coventry Speedway, Brandon Stadium, Rugby Road, Brandon, Coventry CV8 3G

 

 

Sunday 15thJune Round 3 Scunthorpe  - Eddie Wright Raceway, Normanby Road, Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, DN15 8QZ

 

Sunday 29th June  Round 4 Youth and Mini only Scunthorpe  - Eddie Wright Raceway, Normanby Road, Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, DN15 8QZ

 

Friday 18th July Round 4 ‘DirtQuake’ - Kings Lynn - Norfolk Arena, Saddlebow Road, King's Lynn, Norfolk. PE34 3AG (DTRA racing Friday 18th  – Dirtquake Saturday 19th )

All other classes. No Youth or Minibike

 

Saturday 9th August Round 5 ½ Mile Amman Valley – Tairgwaith, Brynamman

Sunday 10th August TBA – ½ Mile Amman Valley an extra individual race meeting or Rain Day (if any meetings have been cancelled up to this point.

 

Sunday 21st  September Round 6 Rye House - Rye House Stadium, Rye Road, Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire, EN11 0EH

 

Rain Date: Sunday 28th September Kings Lynn - Norfolk Arena, Saddlebow Road, King's Lynn, Norfolk. PE34 3AG (Rain date is provisional TBC later in the season)

 

 

October 25-26th – Noyes Camp Dirt Track Festival Motoland Aaragon (Provisional)


Thursday 13 February 2014

Bloody wankers

That's it I ain't racing Pikes Peak this year . 
I got an email last night that said that I didn't have enough road racing experience . I've been racing on the road since I was 16 and that's harder than Pikes Peak as don't have to dodge busses , taxis and always be looking over your shoulder for coppers. 
Fuckers they may let me race next year . 
Maybe I'll let them let me race next year . If there lucky. 

Thursday 6 February 2014

OLD PHOTOS

I don't reall dig Twitter but I found a great site on there called 
Historypix
There are some great photos on there. 
I love this one of Dolly, man she was , and still is , a real looker. 









Saturday 1 February 2014

Mrs Febuary

The most amazing thing about this lady is that she is on time. 
Happy Febuary