Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Sunday, 27 March 2016

We're the dandy highwaymen And here's our invitation Throw your safety overboard And join our insect nation

All I need is the tank to come back from being laquoured and my carb from the States then my chop will be on the road . 
I'm not posting a pick of it till it's finished now , to try and build a little suspense. 
So here are 3 very different bikes all stollen of of the Internet . 
Diddly Quat Quat

Monday, 14 March 2016

So if a friend I know. Drops by to say hello. Would I see suspicion in your eyes.

The last few days have felt like Spring is here. 
I got right pissed off today and although I managed to steel some shed time , what I really wanted to do was go and have a good blast on my bike. 
But I was having a flick around Tinternet and stumbled on these beauties check
I just keep looking at this Puple digger in absolute wonder 
I want to build one...

Sunday, 13 March 2016

Take a look to the sky just before you die. It's the last time he will. Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky ....

I am back on track again . 
After deciding that going backwards was the way forward. I have ordered a " stand alone ignition system" from the states . 
It only needs a signal from the crank position sensor and a live feed I imagine . 
Dead neat and tidy . I've also ordered an S&S super E carb. 
So today I relieved the bike of enough wire to absale from the moon . And made a real simple loom. 
I've bled the brakes and fitted the oil tank and hoses. 
Bloody lovely . Soon I'll be dragging it out of a hedge ( when I realise it won't navigate the 1st corner ..) 

Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Ever wake up in the morning with them whirring diagrams on your mind? You had to sit there laughing just to keep from crying .

God damn fuckin electrics are boiling my brain. 
I went to the harley Delership loaded with cakes an the mechanic was very helpful , but alas still only a spark every now an then. 
I think I'm gunna bin the whole lot and get back to the Stone Age with a Carb and a stand alone ignition system. 

Here's some lovely girls instead . 
All stolen from other folk on tinternet