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Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Sunday, 21 June 2015

In between the velvet lines, there's a truth as hard as steal.

Last week I managed to hobble around in my shed long enough to make a ' hand operated clutch lever ' so that I can drive my Van. 
Today I mostly been making a walking stick, as that will be my next mode of transport after my crutches. 
It's supposed to be a Femur ( note the t100 exhaust valves) the fact that I feel the need to explain what it looks like means that I didn't do a great job . But the welds are nice and it does look very steampunk. And a damn site cooler than what they give you in hospital.
Soon I'm gunna be able to start on my Swedish Sportster. 

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Getting my head strait.

Im selling my flat-tracker. 
It's a YZF 450 and it's bloody perfect for racing. 
I was always planning on selling this bike once I had built my Triumph. 
Since my accident I have been deciding weather I will be racing Flat-track again. 
If  a broken leg was only one week of pain then I would be back on the track tomorrow but it ain't it's 7 weeks of a massively fucked up life so far , cancelled ride into Italy, a chopper that hasn't been built , clients that could go elsewhere and scratching by because I've had to find other bods to do my work for me. 
It sucks big time. 
I can't afford this to happen again so I'm not flattracking again . 
I know that I could have done this slipping off a curb or tripping on some timber, but the chances of it happening whilst tanking into a corner, flat out , fighting for the same small piece of muddy , slippy track as 12 other bods is much more likely. 
Mrs Oily ( bless her she has never asked me to stop even though this broken leg has fucked around her life aswell) suggested that I could just pootlle around the outside , but I know me and I can't do that . 

I'm keeping the Trumpet and may race it in another guise one day . 

Saturday, 6 June 2015


Me old mate Jimbo popped around today on his solid , big ass back tyre VMax. 
Reduiculasly wide back tyre and R1 forks but like all of his bikes it's bloody tidy , he's always been a neat fecker ( never coloured outside of the lines) ..