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Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Drag racing . Good old days

Classic Bike Guide (Oct) has got a blindin article on drag racing. 
This picture sums up the spirt of racing by any means , living on beans , and telling the wife that you are skint. 
Racing is life . However you do it . 
Dirt .
Short track
Road racing
Fuck it, handlebars is handlebars , as Mr Newbold says.

Sorry that my Blog has been very slim on posts lately , but I have been setting up my company and racing and having the odd holiday . 
Now is the season of short days and long nights in my shed building bikes. 
I have my Spprtster to build.
My Triumph flat tracker ( a real race bike , not a road bike with a Harley seat unit)
And my friends 916  to build. 
All these will be on the blog so please bear with me. 

Friday, 3 October 2014

DEWAYNES POST ( fuck , I hope I spelt his name right).

This fella , Dewayne just emailed me and asked if he could contribute to my blog. 

Fuck it, why not . I thought. It's a nicely writen piece so he gets  a T'shirt. Don't now much about the fella yet, but I'll find out more soon . 

Right I just found out that he is from Califoria . Dunno what that says about a fella ( maybe he can speak Spanish , is good at "hangin loose on a surfboard, and hangs out in the mall with "vally girls" . )

Just takin the piss . 

Nice one man. 

This Summers Top Motocross World Championship Events: Part One


Of all the variations of motorcycling to have taken off since the automobiles invention at the turn of 20th century, motocross is undoubtedly one of the most popular. With an extremely devoted and worldwide following, the sport has risen from obscurity to become of the current leading automotive sports at present.

There was a time when motocross helmets would have looked completely out of place on a merchant’s shelf aside standard full face helmets or modular helmets, however nowadays they are a sure signal of one of motorcycling’s most renowned subsections.

In this spirit, let’s take a look at the approaching top motocross world championship events:

Ernee, France

Each June, the formidable motocross track at Ernee- northwest of the medieval city of Rennes, northern France is taken over by thousands of motocross enthusiasts eager to catch a glimpse at some of the world’s top riders. As with much of western Europe, its characteristically difficult to predict whether there will be a need for heavy duty riding jackets, or none at all- as the meet is as likely to blessed with sunshine as it is with torrential downpour. The closest approaching event of this year’s series- the Motocross World Championships France takes place on June 9th.

Maggiora, Italy

An event with a little more guarantee of excellent weather, the World Championships Italian leg takes place at Maggiora, northern alley. This semi-mountainous region lays within spitting distance of the Swiss border- in turn providing some of the continent’s most formidable competition terrain. With a combination of alpine and dirt stages, a trip to Maggiora on June 16th is certainly worthy of consideration.

Uddevalla, Sweden

The town of Uddevalla is nestled within the uncompromising and rugged countryside of western Sweden. This sparse and natural setting provides the perfect location for some of the world’s best motocross riders to compete with one another. An excellent event showcasing some of the original aesthetical values of motocross as a sport, Motocross World Championships Sweden is Scandinavia’s premier event of this kind and takes place on June 30th, 2013.

Kegums, Latvia

A beautiful though somewhat underappreciated Baltic nation, Latvia has become one of Europe’s most celebrated tourist spots in recent decades. With an abundance of craggy countryside supplemented by some of the continent’s most impressive coastline- Latvia is becoming an increasingly popular destination for holidaymakers who are on a budget though refuse to sacrifice any form of quality. The small town of Kegums lies around 30 miles southeast the nation’s capital- Riga, and is set to host this year’s Motocross World Championships, Latvia on July 7th.

Hyvinkaa, Finland

Yet another glorious Baltic Sea destination, Hyvinkaa in Finland offers an equal amount of immense wildlife and powerful motocross bikes this July. Taking place at the town of Hyvinkaa, a short drive in-land from Finland’s capital city of Helsinki- this year’s Motocross World Championships make the short journey over the channel from Latvia to arrive in Finland on July 14th. Though the height of summer, this is Finland- so I’d pack those saddlebags full of your warmest riding jackets, just in case.


About the author:

Dewayne Jasper has been riding for over 6 years; you can also follow him on twitter and know about his riding.


Sunday, 28 September 2014

Distinguished Gentlemans Ride

Today was the Distinguished Gentlemansride 
Twas a top day with lovely weather, very cool bikes , nice pleasant folk , and a very slow ride through towns and villages. 
The ride back was a little quicker . Nearly having a tankslapper , cresting a bridge whilst trying to burn off your mate in a suit. 
The only thought in my head was "I don't want to die in a suit. " 
Big grins though. 

Friday, 26 September 2014


Gentalmans ride out this Sun 
I'm taking part in Taunton on me Duke. 
This here is a great photo taken of me infront of other bikes ( probely not for long ) at Amersham vally Wales. 
Taken by Ian Roxbourgh 

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Very cool stuff

I was just watching an episode of HotRod Garage ep4 and he interviewed a chap that made this cool stuff by hand for Hot Rods. 
It's bloody cool to see some folk building beautiful stuff .
Check out his website

Tuesday, 23 September 2014


So this weekend was the last race of the seson for the DTRA . 
It was also the anniversary of Mr an Mrs Oily gettin hitched. 
So we celibrated by going racing. Photo by James Boddy

Photo James Boddy "Eat dust Trappy"
Practice on Sat was wet but a good crack . So before I hurt myself me an me bird retired to the hotel to watch a spot of Columbo ( featuring Jony Cash) followed by you've been framed, then a few pints in the bar. 
Sun was race day and for the first two races I did real shite. I felt like the front end was gunna levee me in the mud so meny times . So for race 3 I put some air in the front ( it was very low) and removed the thingy that quietend my exhaust an "hay presto " I did a lot better. 
The I made it through to the "b" final me and 4 others . 
I got the best start ever . Holeshot into turn 1 and every thing just clicked into place. Lap after lap I felt right comfortable, but a little scared that I may fuck it up. 
But I finished 1st . WAHOO first time I've won a race ( apart from my first DIRTQUAKE. ) 
I crossed the flag buzzin , round the next corner , big wheely then my sprocket tore off of the hub. 
What timing? 1st place and fucked bike. 

Photo Chocolate Pete
As you can see Brad the impaler beat me by 7 points FUCKER. 
Never mind there's always next year. 
Photo Mrs oily

Photo Mrs Oily

Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Nearly legal?

The DUKE is MOTed so I blasted to work on it today. Every time I ride it it takes me back to when I was coaxing it around the dirt track . Thank Crumb it handles better on the road . It's so light and flicky it's bloody brilliant to ride. 

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

It a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. ( I do care a lot)

I went to the Euro Jumble last weekend. I didn't think it was that great but I did buy this great TorCutter fairing. 
I'm not sure if I will be using it on the Duke as it's a bit big. But it is fuckin ace and only cost 35 earth pounds. 
But when I do fit it on something I'll be laying down a rubber road to freedom ...
I'm MOT ing the duke at the mo.
I'm gunna do the Distinguished Gentalmans Ride on it.  

Saw this fuckin ace motor at a village fair today 8inch piston an a right clever "hit an miss" inlet valve that only opened when the revs dropped real low just to keep it ticking over. 
Oh and there was ferret racing and terrier racing. That's a fuckin recipy for disaster if ever I heard of  one.

Friday, 5 September 2014