Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Monday, 14 April 2014


Spent an EPIC day on Sun blasting around the track at Rye House under the supervision of Kenny Noyes. Only problem was that I drank a little bit too much beer the night befor , so I wasn't on top form. 
Still it was nice to spend the day basking in the sun and blasting around a track with a lot of very nice folk. 


Thursday, 10 April 2014


Stolen , chopped and fucked about with. 
The photo that is. 

Both worth a bloody good Ganda 

Saturday, 5 April 2014


This is Richy. Today is his 40 th birthday. He has done very well to make it this far considering what the doctors told his parants the day he was born . 
The cards were stacked against him what with being "strawberry blond!" And riding like a twat . 
So today on his birthday he decided to spend the day in his garage building his chop. 

So I went round to take the piss and tell him that it was all wrong. What are friends for , after all ?

It is looking cool though and it's good to see somebody getting stuck in to a project.
He tacked in the engine mounts and we fucked around with the headstock and with me as a model he figured out where to put the foot controls .

My bike still had a MOT (I'll be buggerd, thought it ran out a while ago). 
Now I got my sat night layed out on the table. Luvly jubly. 

Thursday, 3 April 2014


Meet April.  
Apparantly (judging by the evidence in the photo) she has no problem handeling 2.4m of WOOD. 
Well done April.
April is also here to tell us that it's officially the start of the race season. 
"It's officially the start of the race season. I like puppies , world piece and wood" says April.


Just cool stuff I stole from twitter and Instagram 

I think this may be Gary Nixon above. 
Thanks to Dimitri for the photo below

Monday, 31 March 2014

SR 500 courtesy of BUBBLEVISOR

Just spotted this bloody lovely SR500 on the bubblevisor.blogspot.com/ 
Have a gander. 

Friday, 28 March 2014

Oily T'shirt

I found one of the 1st OILY RAGS t'shirts that I had made. 
It was coverd in little bits of carbon from the oxy acetylene in my shed. 
But cleaned up alright . Shame it's white , I think that's why I never botherd  trying to wear it. 

Thursday, 27 March 2014

Cock up( named after putting your arrow on the strong the wrong way up)

More from Rye House

Sorry I ment to put this on oily rags blog but I put it on my goodwoodframes blog instead so here it is here
More photos from last Saturdays practice. 

Self gratification page

All last year I saw pictures of myself racing and thought"why does my style suck? Why do I appear so uptight ? How the fuck does everyone else lay it over so far and get it so sideways?"
Turns out it's because I was struggling with the Duke. 
Thanks to Ian Roxburgh for taking this picture and letting me realise that I'm heading in the right direction.