Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Monday, 21 October 2013


Advertising does work cus i bought myself a new saw.
You wait the callender people will be knocking on my door any day now.

Sunday, 20 October 2013


I think i may make a bigger inner tank for the Duke , make a fucking cool headlight type thing get it MOT'd then put it up for sale, on the road.
Would you be interested then?
I would.
Here is some Swedish chops (photos actually from Sweden) as i have been very slack on posting the rightious rides lately.
cheers Alex for the picks 


Tuesday, 15 October 2013


There is a telephone exchange box near me that somebody has painted.
It looks bloody brilliant, They should all be like this or simmilar.

Sorry that the bloggin has been a bit thin on the ground lately but I have lost my camera . Shit excuse i know but its just the way it is.

Sunday, 13 October 2013


 I want to build a new bike for next seasons racing so i need to sell my Ducati race bike. 
This is your chance to buy and possibly race very cool bike.
I could sell it as it is ready for the track . the bike is big, but it is brilliant and great fun. 
 or i could sort it for the road with lights and a bigger fuel tank and sell it MOT'd.
Ring me 07853009223 if you are interested

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Remember how i explained the big pile up last week? 
This is it.
I wonderd how Tom got such a face full of dirt.
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Then just as Tom was thinking he may have got away with it... In comes Brad.
I was looking at Brad afterwards, he was sat in the pits looking mazed as a sheep. I thought he was just being Grumpy. now i realised he was just shell shocked.

Sorry Tom and Brad for being so slow that you felt that you had to ride into the back of me.
 And sorry to Tom Foolery for stealing your photos but they are great.
check out his picks here thefooleryoftom.com

NOVEMBER and its,sunny,warm and STIHL

This November STIHL bring you this cheeky little number with a big disc cutter.
See the look in her eyes? I have seen that look many times.
She is thinking" FUCK. I forgot to put 2-stroke in it."

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

RESULT 5th overall (there were more than 7 in the Rookies as well)

Rookie ClassRD 1RD 2RD 3RD 4RD 5TOTAL
2TOM WRIGHT162016141278
4BRAD HARDMAN5312121446
7IAN SISSON25391130