Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Monday, 15 October 2012

SWEDISH MONDAY ?

 Tom http://www.tinslecat.com/ sent me both of thies pic's .
The top a very cool 45
The bottom an Indian.
Thanks TC
send me your address an ill send Officer Dibble round with a slice of cake..

Saturday, 13 October 2012

DUKE FLAT_TRACKER pt?

 I managed to grab a couple of spare hours during my hectic week to carve this blank for my petrol tank (i used a chainsaw and a hand plane).
Its bloody heavy, being oak, so i'm not gunna use it as it is, im going to shape some aluminium around it.
Today i managed to start bashing the ally, but a few friendly bods kept "popping round for a chat", which is always nice, but as a result i only managed to shape something that looks like the steel toe cap from a work boot.

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

BLOODY COUNTRY

 Ive been working my ass off on the pissing rain all day today.
I was looking through the net for a photo that represents me getting soaked and covered in crap but luckily i chanced upon these great pic's insted, which are much more inspireing than a muddy, pissed off, bloke.


Sunday, 7 October 2012

MOSTLEY MATT BLACK

 It seems ive been "flat out like a lizzared drinkin" lately as a result ive neglected the blog. It's not that i havent benn doing anything interesting it's just that it wasn't worth photographing and publishing.
Ive been working on the FLAT-TRACK DUKE today, ive' finnished welding mounts for the seat unit. Soon i'll get my shit together and start making the tank ( I've already started carving the blank).
STAY TUNED BECAUSE ITS GUNNA BE A BEAST.
I got a flat track training session booked for November so soon ill be fully able to go fast sideways. Im so looking forward to getting the Duke sorted then racing.
I NEED 2 MOTORCROSS REAR WHEELS. 19"x2.25 and 2.5 Email me if you have some
robgecko2001@yahoo.co.uk




Friday, 5 October 2012

TURN LEFT ..VERY FAST.

This magazine contains some of the best photos ive seen  (no boobs, ah! sorry there is a small pair hidden somewhere ).
Buy the magazine and support a small company that are making big things happen. 
http://www.sideburnmag.blogspot.co.uk/
I have the bug. Will you?

Thursday, 4 October 2012

SUNNY MEMORIES

 The nights are drawring in here in England , it's wet and it's starting to get cold.
I just needed a reminder of what blue sky and dry heat looks like so here is a few pik's from some of my travels.
This is in New England, I worked there for a few weeks.
 This is Cordova near Seville, Me and Mrs oily rag rode down there for a Pre-wedding honeymoon.
 This is also in Cordova.
New England again. I helped put up a house/ Garage in Vermont, after working hard on a hangover we cracked open a keg of beer and i jumped into the hot tub. This view was from the steaming hot tub, just before the mosquitoes ate me for dinner and i got pissed...

SLABSIDE FORKS

Last Sunday i went to an autojumble hoping to buy lots of things for my Ducati project. 
I nearly came away empty handed, with my bottom lip out ,But i managed to score some 'Slabside' forks They look wide enough to be able to run a flat-track tyre. The thing is that the tyre sizes for a "Maxis DTR1" (the tyre you must use to race) is a bloody wierd size 27 for the front by 27.5 for the rear. I have absolutly now idea what that means so ill just have to buy one and make it fit...

Monday, 1 October 2012

IT'S NOT SWEDISH SATURDAY, IT'S JAPANESE MONDAY


 Bloody amazining CB750 chop. is the first star of JAP MONDAY.
This
very green Kawazaki H2 is from "bike exif blog" site, always a sorce of 
Very cool and unusual builds.


 Gooses' Z1000 from MAD MAX this is the stuntman from the movie, he was a member of "The Vigilanties mc" an Aussie back patch club. Ive always wanted to build one of these.
Read the MAD MAX ARTICLE on the right of the page, if you haven't already.
 UMmm!!! GSXR SLABSIDE. The only bike i wouldn't cut up and change.
When i worked in the bike shop i had a customer that had one of these, the engine sounded like a bag of spanners in a tumble drier, but i loved riding it..
 Very cool CB750, looks like it was built by "Carpy". An Englishman now living in America.
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY STUPID!!!