Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Ice blu sunny day.

It is a beaut day so me an Mrs Oily decided to go for a quick blast 

Fernworthy reservoir an amazing spot . I have a few stories about that place . But I ain't tellin. 

Ain't it bizzar what you find in the middle of nowhere.  

Something for the weekend ?


Turns out I'm a feckin hair dresser now. 

Friday, 29 November 2013

PIKES PEAK


 
12.42 miles
156 corners 
14110 feet (roughly 4500m) 
It would be like piloting a rocket into the icy blue stratosphere, G force pinning you into your seat whilst you flow through turn after turn after turn, the endless backdrop of mile upon mile of Colorado. nothing but fresh air and infinity as a run-off , finally reaching the thin air of the summit and the realisation that the ride is over when you spot the chequerd flag.
FUCK that has got to be a rush.
That is why i have decided to do it.
That is why i have decided not to sell the DUKE.
That is why i need another 2 big builds in the bag ( to finance it and my new flat track bike).
That is why i have to race.

I was looking at Travis Newbolds Blog http://747rider.blogspot.co.uk/ all i saw was his registration payment for the Pikes peak
When something just clicked. I have to do that .if i cant this year then ill do it next.
My next thought was don't be a Tosser you have bills to pay. 
My next thought was ," If i don't do it, one day im gunna be ill and dying thinking' What a waste, Why the fuck didn't i live, Why the fuck didnt' i grab life by the tits, kick it in the balls and fucking hang on., Just to see if i could . "
 If you don't do it now . then When.

Realising this have given me an imense buzz. I have visions of Bert Monroe preparing his bike to ship it to Bonniville and i think that could be me. but on a hill, not on the flats.

I am so stoked i can hardley sleep.

Must be FUCKING NUTTS.

ps i think thats Dimitri Costa above. If he can do it so can i..



9 euros of pure pleasure.

Portuguese brandy at its best

NEARLY STIHL DECEMBER

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Its nearly STIHL DECEMBER obviosly this will be the last month of ladies with leaf blowers.
So this is my dilemer...
What callender do we share next year...
IS it Girls WITH GUNS ?

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OR is it RANDY OLD LADIES?




Monday, 25 November 2013

NOT FOR SALE

That's it . You've missed your chance I'm keeping it , bollocks to the lot of you.  
It's a cool looking bike and it has to be raced , just not on the dirt. 

DAY JOB pt2

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I know ive been slacking with my blog lately, since i have started working for myself i have been "flat out like a lizard drinkin". but im back on the vibe now. 
so much so that i have another Blog that i have just started.
This other blog is to promote my self as a carpenter and keep poeple up to date with what i do. Dont worie it still has the bad spelling and terrible grammar. Spelcheck is trying to help me but im just too broke to be fixed.
please have a gander at my other blog and spred the good word http://goodwoodframes.blogspot.co.uk/
i also have a website that i am working on @   http://goodwoodframes.weebly.com/

Both of these sites are hard to stumble on so if a few good folk like yourselves have a butchers
then it would raise the profile and make it easyer to find. You may even want a house/extention building yourself.

DAY JOB

This will make a cool shed. 

Sunday, 24 November 2013

HOTROD HAYRIDE

This years best party is ready to be booked.
Get your dancin shoes on an head to bisley ( between the M3 and the M25).